The Dinner People Got for Spending Tons of Money On Trump’s Meme Coin is Unintentionally Hilarious

Poor Retch

Imagine not only spending your hard-earned American dollars on president Donald Trump's worthless memecoin, but also being threatened with a barely-edible meal at his golf course.

That was the reality for 200 "lucky" investors, who, as four of the attendees told Wired, were treated to a genuinely disgusting-looking dinner at the Trump National Golf Club Washington, DC, which despite its name is actually located in the town of Sterling, Virginia.

Like the misleading name of the president's golf course, the dinner those $TRUMP coin buyers were served sounds much better in writing than it looked in photos.

Guests were given what was supposed to be pan-seared halibut in a citrus reduction and an alleged filet mignon with a demi glaze, accompanied by a damp-looking pile of carrots and zucchini and topped off with a very, very sad scoop of mashed potatoes, no gravy apparent.

Seriously, look at this crap. It's enough to turn the stomach.

First off, this is what was on the menu. Read More