Airlines Now Require Blood Oaths for Elite Status: “Loyalty Is in Your Veins,” Says United CEO

In a bold move to redefine customer commitments, major airlines have introduced a new requirement for achieving elite status: signing loyalty oaths in blood. United Airlines spearheaded this initiative, with CEO Miles High proclaiming, "We wanted to ensure our most valued customers have a bond with us that's thicker than water—and more binding than our overbooked seating policies. The post Airlines Now Require Blood Oaths for Elite Status: “Loyalty Is in Your Veins,” Says United CEO appeared first on The Takeoff Nap.

Jan 16, 2025 - 17:22
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Airlines Now Require Blood Oaths for Elite Status: “Loyalty Is in Your Veins,” Says United CEO

In a bold move to redefine customer commitments, major airlines have introduced a new requirement for achieving elite status: signing loyalty oaths in blood. United Airlines spearheaded this initiative, with CEO Miles High proclaiming, “We wanted to ensure our most valued customers have a bond with us that’s thicker than water—and more binding than our overbooked seating policies.

The post Airlines Now Require Blood Oaths for Elite Status: “Loyalty Is in Your Veins,” Says United CEO appeared first on The Takeoff Nap.

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